Insults and Abuse
Home of the greatest insult generator in the world
About the site
So you've clicked on the 'about' link, well done, do you want a fucking medal? But serious now, I've got to write something here, otherwise what's the point of the page eh? So on with the bullshit...
"I have a vision, to produce the greatest insult generator in the world" - Princess Diana, 2007.
This site is the brainchild of the web guru, Kristian 'Krispy' Brown. We live in a world where swearing has become 'ordinary', so I wanted to create a website and insult generator which will blow away your abuse cobwebs. Want to be shocked? Then stroll right in and click that generate button until your eyes bleed.
I'm no designer, so I've found a great design (credits down the bottom right), but the code, the prime spanking PHP and MySQL code is mine.. all mine baby. Yeah OK so PHP isn't the hardest language to hack together - good fucking job too, as you don't think I'd spend my evenings knocking up sites like these if it was as mind bending as my day job of writing Java applications do you? Get a life! I do this for fun, and your viewing pleasure.
Offended? How to complain
Let me get this right - you ignored all my text, and went ahead and generated an insult anyway, even though you are pretty gay and/or lightweight? Don't blame me. It's a big bad world, and you're a retard. At least I didn't display some classy German hardcore images involving rubber gloves and lube!
Seriously though - this site is only for entertainment purposes, and comes with no guarentees or responsibility for your state of mind. No-one under 18 or who is easily insulted should view the insults, but this is the internet and it's hard to enforce, and by clicking the 'generate' button you take full responsibilities for your own actions. Yeah it's your fault!